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The sympathetic beekeeper:

A beekeeper decides to go back to school, so she signs up for classes at the college. In her first class, the professor says, “Some of you may be feeling overwhelmed and maybe even feeling stupid. If so, please stand up." No one stands up. After a long pause the beekeeper stands up, alone. “Fine,” said the professor. “You’re feeling a little intimidated, a little dumb?” “No,” said the beekeeper, “But I didn't want you to feel that way alone.”

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