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eliochel
May 27, 20221 min read
What is big, grey, and has a lot of red bumps?
An elephant that was stung by a bunch of bees.
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eliochel
May 25, 20221 min read
What did the husband bee say to his wife bee on their 30th anniversary?
Nothing, bees don’t live that long.
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eliochel
May 22, 20221 min read
Why did the honey bee queen’s dessert wobble when she tried to eat it?
Because it was royal jelly.
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eliochel
May 20, 20221 min read
What’s a bee-line?
The shortest distance between two buzz stops.
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eliochel
May 18, 20221 min read
Why did the student complain about being given a B for her biology practical?
Because everyone else got a frog to cut up.
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eliochel
May 17, 20221 min read
What’s a bee’s favorite pop group?
The Bee Gees, or the Bee-tles.
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eliochel
May 16, 20221 min read
What happened to the bee who got swatted by one of the walking dead?
He turned into a zom-bee.
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eliochel
May 14, 20221 min read
After years of research, how did scientists discover that bees are allergic to pollen?
It turns out that when exposed to pollen, bees develop hives.
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eliochel
May 13, 20221 min read
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eliochel
May 12, 20221 min read
What did the bee say to the other bee in the desert?
Swarm here isn't it!
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