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eliochel
Jan 11, 20221 min read
Q: What instrument do male honey bees use to serenade the queen?A: Bagpipes, because she finds the
A: Bagpipes, because she finds the droning romantic.
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eliochel
Jan 10, 20221 min read
Q: What are negative remarks about bees called?
A: Bee—rogatory.
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eliochel
Jan 9, 20221 min read
Q: Why do bees support the Surgeon General?
A: The Surgeon General is always reminding beekeepers that “Smoking is dangerous to your health!”
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eliochel
Jan 8, 20221 min read
Q:What did the robber bees get arrested for?
A: Illegal honey transfer.
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eliochel
Jan 7, 20221 min read
Q: What do you call a rescue operation by the bees’ Special Forces?
A: An extraction.
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eliochel
Jan 6, 20221 min read
Q: On what missions are guard bees sent out?
A: Sting operations.
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eliochel
Jan 5, 20221 min read
Q: What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bee?
A: A Greyhound Buzz.
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eliochel
Jan 3, 20221 min read
Q: What does a bee say when having an Identity Crisis?
A: “To Bee or not to Bee!”
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eliochel
Jan 1, 20221 min read
Q: Why did the bees go on strike?
A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
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