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eliochel
Nov 2, 20221 min read
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?…
Noah good joke about bees?
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eliochel
Nov 1, 20221 min read
I asked an old beekeeper calling his spouse "honey", "sweetie", and "sugar" how to keep love alive.
He said "Actually, I forgot her name years ago, and I've been afraid to ask."
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eliochel
Oct 31, 20221 min read
Knock knock… Who is there?… Bee… Bee who?…
Bee-ware! It’s Halloween!
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eliochel
Oct 30, 20221 min read
Why couldn’t the shop selling drones keep them in stock?
They kept flying off the shelves.
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eliochel
Oct 29, 20221 min read
Why could the beekeeper not learn how to fly a drone?
It just went over her head.
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eliochel
Oct 28, 20221 min read
Why did the man think that he could buy a bee at the pet store?
Because he saw one in the window.
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eliochel
Oct 27, 20221 min read
Why did the bank refuse to write a loan to open a "pizza delivery by drone" business?
The bank didn’t believe the new beekeeper knew his beezness.
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eliochel
Oct 26, 20221 min read
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eliochel
Oct 24, 20221 min read
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eliochel
Oct 23, 20221 min read
Why did the beekeeper say her pet bee never bothered guests?
“She is very well bee-hived.”
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eliochel
Oct 22, 20221 min read
Why did the beekeeper complain his parents never talked with him about "the birds and the bees"?
When it came down to doing it, he had no idea how to extract honey from a beehive
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eliochel
Oct 21, 20221 min read
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eliochel
Oct 20, 20221 min read
Did you know that honey bees can fly higher than Mount Everest?
Kinda obvious, considering mount Everest can't fly.
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eliochel
Oct 18, 20221 min read
Just as elephants have a warning call when encountering bees, humans have one, too. What is it?
“BEES!”
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eliochel
Oct 15, 20221 min read
Why do bees have a hard time writing with action verbs?
They only exist in a state of bee-ing.
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