What does a honey bee never like to see in her wardrobe?
Little yellow jackets.
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eliochel
Sep 24, 20221 min read
Why did the workers kick out all the male bees?
Well, it was fall. And the males were droning on and on.
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eliochel
Sep 22, 20221 min read
Where is a flea that rides a bee that is sitting on a racing dog?
The flea is on a greyhound buzz.
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eliochel
Sep 21, 20221 min read
How does having beehives improve your personal relationships?
Everyone knows you are a keeper.
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eliochel
Sep 19, 20221 min read
Some bees fly into a pub and land on the bar. How much did they drink?
“Just enough to get a buzz on."
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eliochel
Sep 19, 20221 min read
What song was playing as the bee left the bar?
"Don’t Stop Believin’."
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eliochel
Sep 19, 20221 min read
What did the first bee to try a flower think of it?
It was beyond bee leaf!
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eliochel
Sep 19, 20221 min read
Did you hear about the bee that became a russian spy?
She always was a cagey bee.
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eliochel
Sep 19, 20221 min read
What do young bees ask their parents when on family trips?
Are we there yet? You know, we could have flown!
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eliochel
Sep 12, 20221 min read
What did the film critic say about the Bee movie?
It was good insect-ions.
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eliochel
Sep 10, 20221 min read
Why does a bee buzz?
You would too if someone stole your honey and nectar!
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eliochel
Sep 9, 20221 min read
Why are bees good at job interviews?
Because they know all of the buzz-words.
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eliochel
Sep 8, 20221 min read
Why couldn't the bee reach anyone when she phoned home?
She got a buzzy signal.
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eliochel
Sep 7, 20221 min read
What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course?
"It’s on the sylla-buzz."
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