Why do bee puns hurt? They sting you in the funny bone.
They sting you in the funny bone.
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eliochel
Sep 7, 20221 min read
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eliochel
Sep 7, 20221 min read
Why did the bee deliver a cold pizza to the apartment building?
She didn’t know where to buzz in.
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eliochel
Aug 31, 20221 min read
Why do lifeguards scold bees?
Bees usually hive in the pool. The lifeguards can’t stop bees from hiving in the pool.
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eliochel
Aug 30, 20221 min read
What did the bee say when claiming her innocence?
I don’t hive a clue!
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eliochel
Aug 29, 20221 min read
What did the bee escaping the Venus flytrap say? This has been like pollen teeth!
This has been like pollen teeth!
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eliochel
Aug 27, 20221 min read
How does a beekeeper coax bees?
It just takes a spoonful of sugar.
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eliochel
Aug 26, 20221 min read
What did the one bee say to the prankster bee? “Quit pollen my leg.”
“Quit pollen my leg.”
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eliochel
Aug 25, 20221 min read
Experience is the thing you have after you need it. So how do you get it sooner?
You can use someone else’s.
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eliochel
Aug 24, 20221 min read
Do you know the real reason male bees are thrown out of the hive in the fall?
Can you imagine them droning on at holiday parties?
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eliochel
Aug 23, 20221 min read
Why don’t beekeepers use elevators?
They know that they have to take one skep at a time.
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eliochel
Aug 22, 20221 min read
How do worker bees remind the beekeeper of her youth? –
Work all day until exhausted day after day, no worries about aging through a long life, or having enough money for retirement.
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eliochel
Aug 20, 20221 min read
What did the teacher say to the bad bee? “Bee-hive yourself.”
“Bee-hive yourself.”
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eliochel
Aug 19, 20221 min read
Why do bees do so well in job interviews?
They know all the good buzzwords.
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