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eliochel
Jul 26, 20221 min read
Why are beekeepers happiest in their hives?
Beekeepers like everything to bee about them.
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eliochel
Jul 24, 20221 min read
Why does law enforcement avoid arresting old beekeepers?
Life imprisonment is not that much of a deterrent anymore.
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eliochel
Jul 24, 20221 min read
When do you realize that a beekeeper’s story does not have a happy ending?
After the beekeeper admits being unprepared, and says "And then things got worse."
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eliochel
Jul 23, 20221 min read
When asking a beekeeper for advice, if the answer starts “It depends . .” , what time is it?
It’s a good time to escape.
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eliochel
Jul 22, 20221 min read
Why does a beekeeper’s resume get lots of interviews and fast?
Employers are impressed by “100,000s of potential references, works well with crowds.’
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eliochel
Jul 21, 20221 min read
Why did her facebook friends call the bee keeper a liar?
She claimed to have over 100,000 followers/friends.
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eliochel
Jul 20, 20221 min read
Why does a beekeeper prefer to hire helpers with tattoos?
They clearly have no issues with pain or commitment.
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eliochel
Jul 19, 20221 min read
What do bees call queen bee food when it has spoiled ?
Royal smelly.
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eliochel
Jul 18, 20221 min read
When are beekeepers accused of being social climbers?
When they go up a ladder to collect 10,000 bees in a swarm.
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eliochel
Jul 17, 20221 min read
Who are the only people for whom smoking is recommended?
Beekeepers, of course!
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eliochel
Jul 15, 20221 min read
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eliochel
Jul 14, 20221 min read
Why did the beekeeper name his queens after celebrities?
To impress people when telling who he worked with.
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eliochel
Jul 13, 20221 min read
Why did the beekeeper not get hurt falling down from a 30-foot ladder?
She was on the third step.
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eliochel
Jul 12, 20221 min read
Why did the student bee fail art class?
She could only draw beelines.
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